I would like to point out that there are a lot of unsuccessful human beings out there in the world. I am not saying unsuccessful like they cannot get jobs or anything like that. Oh no. I am talking about people who are unsuccessful at being human beings. So I have taken it upon myself to give society a few tips about how to become a successful human.
Always put your cart in the cart receptacle. Do not put it in the empty parking space next to you. Do not just leave it near the receptacle. Put it away!
Park your car well. Don’t park at an angle. Don’t take up more than one parking space. And most importantly do not park so that the car you are next to cannot get into their car or out of their parking spot.
Use your words. Don’t just pound on your pocket when you want to tell me that your flashlight is there. I don’t know what that means! Even worse though is when you insist on abbreviating words and using words that are not real words. You are a human being! You have a right to speak. USE IT!
Never block the lane of traffic. I don’t believe that requires explanation.