This afternoon I walked into my home looked at my older brother (who lives in the same house as me) and said “I hate EVERYONE.” In true older brother fashion he started following me around the house while I panickedly (I just decided that it’s a word) gathered things to take to work and asking me why I hate him, our dog, our housemates dog, and finally my cat. Finally (because I hate everyone) I got very annoyed and clarified my statement. “I hate everyone at (insert my schools name here) except the seniors, the english department faculty, and the coffee shop baristas!” Then I clarified again. “Really I just hate all the juniors.” They say three times the charm so I clarified a final time, “I hate the 30 or whatever juniors who are taking my spot in core 350!” You see my school has this really dumb series of classes that all students must take. Core 150, 250, and 350. I (a graduating senior) should have a spot in that class but due to a series of events that were so unfortunate it hurts me (none of which were my fault, I know usually when people say that it’s not true but for reals it was not my fault) I did not get to register until super late and have been running around for a month and a half trying to get into the class. I must get into that class to graduate and as I said at lunch (a bit cleaner because it is the internet and my mom might be reading it. HI MOM!) “I am not doing an extra * semester for core 3 * 50!” So here is my letter to the Universe (that portion of the blog was the explanation).
Dear Universe (who happens to currently be my enemy)
You do not want to get into this with me! I will destroy you, even if it takes me until December 21! Actually that is probably what the Mayans predicted (For reals though if it takes that long much worse things will happen than the world or the universe coming to an end). So bring it on Universe! You will not prevail foul troll!
Sincerely Katie
Okay boys and girls if you don’t want the world to come to an end in 2012 then I had better get into core 350 by the end of the week so I need all you all to concentrate your good energy to me getting let into the stupid class that I already resent (because I don’t have any good energy left to direct toward the cause).